Head-to-head · WeighScore
Teleios Health vs Valhalla Vitality
The verdict
Valhalla Vitality takes it — 63.6/100 to 60.2/100.
Valhalla Vitality grades higher on WeighScore, our editorial score across cost value, dose & formulation, clinical oversight, labs & monitoring, fulfillment and contract terms. Valhalla Vitality is a telehealth wellness platform offering compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide for weight loss, alongside peptide and hormone therapies.
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Factor by factor
The same six graded dimensions, side by side. See the methodology.
The numbers
| Metric | Teleios Health | Valhalla Vitality |
|---|---|---|
| WeighScore | 60.2/100 | 63.6/100 |
| Grade | C | C |
| Scorecard rank | #327 | #253 |
| Semaglutide | $99/mo (starting dose, compounded) | $449/mo (compounded) |
| Tirzepatide | $139/mo (starting dose, compounded) | $449/mo (compounded) |
| Coverage | Coverage not published | Coverage not published |
| Brand-name access | Compounded only | Compounded only |
| Oral / sublingual | Injection only | Injection only |
Graded #327 · C
Strengths
- Compounded semaglutide from $99/mo — among the lowest floor prices in cash-pay telehealth
- Compounded tirzepatide from a competitive $139/mo floor
- Markets physician (MD/DO) prescribing rather than an NP-only model
- Clean meta-tag and SEO implementation
Where it loses points
- Single-page app: state availability, pharmacy partner, dose pricing, lab requirements, and refund policy aren't visible and couldn't be verified
- No named medical director, physician, or corporate entity disclosed
- Year founded unknown — a newer floor-price entrant warranting extra scrutiny
- No LegitScript, NABP, or SOC 2 trust signal found
- Heavy paid-acquisition ad-tech stack — pair with diligence on the clinical layer
Graded #253 · C
Strengths
- LegitScript-certified pharmacy partner
- Offers both compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide
- No membership fees and free consultations
- Add-on peptide and hormone therapies plus at-home labs
Where it loses points
- Compounded GLP-1 only, no FDA-approved branded options
- Pricing not transparently listed on the main site
- Compounded drugs are not FDA-approved for safety or efficacy
- States served not clearly disclosed
Also worth a look
Neither is our top-graded pick — CoreAge Rx leads the scorecard
Across all 499 providers, CoreAge Rx grades highest at 91.8/100 (A−). Top of the scorecard: flat transparent pricing, both molecules, nationwide — no teaser-rate games.
Pricing/verification reflect each provider's public disclosures at last grading; the WeighScore is our editorial judgment per the methodology. Prices change — confirm on each provider's site. Not medical advice; see our disclosure.