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Nirwana Health vs Valhalla Vitality

Nirwana Health
Graded #186

Higher grade

vs+2.8000000000000043
Valhalla Vitality
Graded #253

Lower grade

The verdict

Nirwana Health takes it — 66.4/100 to 63.6/100.

Nirwana Health grades higher on WeighScore, our editorial score across cost value, dose & formulation, clinical oversight, labs & monitoring, fulfillment and contract terms. Nirwana Health (nirwanahealth.com) is a telehealth service offering compounded GLP-1 weight loss plus hair, sexual-wellness, and longevity care through licensed providers.

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Factor by factor

The same six graded dimensions, side by side. See the methodology.

Cost valueNirwana Health +34
70
36
Dose & formulationNirwana Health +11
75
64
Clinical oversightValhalla Vitality +5
77
82
Labs & monitoringValhalla Vitality +31
52
83
FulfillmentEven
67
67
Contract termsValhalla Vitality +28
33
61
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The numbers

MetricNirwana HealthValhalla Vitality
WeighScore66.4/10063.6/100
GradeCC
Scorecard rank#186#253
Semaglutide$149/mo (compounded)$449/mo (compounded)
Tirzepatide$229/mo (compounded)$449/mo (compounded)
CoverageCoverage not publishedCoverage not published
Brand-name accessCompounded onlyCompounded only
Oral / sublingualYesInjection only
Nirwana Health

Graded #186 · C

Strengths

  • Offers compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide as both weekly injections and oral tablets
  • Transparent, published pricing with month-to-month, quarterly, and 6-month plans and no membership fee
  • Multi-month plans cut the per-month cost sharply (semaglutide as low as $99/mo, tirzepatide as low as $133/mo)
  • Advertises a $50-off code (LOOSE50) and covers weight loss plus hair, sexual-wellness, and longevity care
  • Also lists a retatrutide option and custom dosing plans for higher needs

Where it loses points

  • Prescribing medical group and compounding pharmacy are not named on the site
  • States of operation are not published; confirm eligibility during intake
  • Says it is 'LegitScript certified' but no verifiable seal is shown, so the claim is unconfirmed
  • Compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide are not FDA-approved finished products
Valhalla Vitality

Graded #253 · C

Strengths

  • LegitScript-certified pharmacy partner
  • Offers both compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide
  • No membership fees and free consultations
  • Add-on peptide and hormone therapies plus at-home labs

Where it loses points

  • Compounded GLP-1 only, no FDA-approved branded options
  • Pricing not transparently listed on the main site
  • Compounded drugs are not FDA-approved for safety or efficacy
  • States served not clearly disclosed

Also worth a look

Neither is our top-graded pick — CoreAge Rx leads the scorecard

Across all 499 providers, CoreAge Rx grades highest at 91.8/100 (A−). Top of the scorecard: flat transparent pricing, both molecules, nationwide — no teaser-rate games.

Pricing/verification reflect each provider's public disclosures at last grading; the WeighScore is our editorial judgment per the methodology. Prices change — confirm on each provider's site. Not medical advice; see our disclosure.

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