Head-to-head · WeighScore
Joey Med vs Valhalla Vitality
The verdict
Valhalla Vitality takes it — 63.6/100 to 53.9/100.
Valhalla Vitality grades higher on WeighScore, our editorial score across cost value, dose & formulation, clinical oversight, labs & monitoring, fulfillment and contract terms. Valhalla Vitality is a telehealth wellness platform offering compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide for weight loss, alongside peptide and hormone therapies.
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Factor by factor
The same six graded dimensions, side by side. See the methodology.
The numbers
| Metric | Joey Med | Valhalla Vitality |
|---|---|---|
| WeighScore | 53.9/100 | 63.6/100 |
| Grade | C | C |
| Scorecard rank | #460 | #253 |
| Semaglutide | $279/mo (compounded) | $449/mo (compounded) |
| Tirzepatide | $399/mo (compounded) | $449/mo (compounded) |
| Coverage | All 50 states | Coverage not published |
| Brand-name access | Compounded only | Compounded only |
| Oral / sublingual | Injection only | Injection only |
Graded #460 · C
Strengths
- Three GLP-1 tiers listed with dual pricing on the products page
- Ships to all 50 states
- Refund and cancellation policy publicly linked
- Tampa, FL location anchor provides a geographic identifier
- Lets patients consolidate weight loss with ED, hair, and longevity treatments
Where it loses points
- Drug names (semaglutide vs tirzepatide) not disclosed — products sold as 'GLP-1 Core / Plus / High Dose'
- Compounded vs brand-name not stated (appears compounded but unconfirmed)
- 503A vs 503B designation not specified
- Pharmacy partner not named
- No LegitScript certification mentioned
Graded #253 · C
Strengths
- LegitScript-certified pharmacy partner
- Offers both compounded semaglutide and tirzepatide
- No membership fees and free consultations
- Add-on peptide and hormone therapies plus at-home labs
Where it loses points
- Compounded GLP-1 only, no FDA-approved branded options
- Pricing not transparently listed on the main site
- Compounded drugs are not FDA-approved for safety or efficacy
- States served not clearly disclosed
Also worth a look
Neither is our top-graded pick — CoreAge Rx leads the scorecard
Across all 499 providers, CoreAge Rx grades highest at 91.8/100 (A−). Top of the scorecard: flat transparent pricing, both molecules, nationwide — no teaser-rate games.
Pricing/verification reflect each provider's public disclosures at last grading; the WeighScore is our editorial judgment per the methodology. Prices change — confirm on each provider's site. Not medical advice; see our disclosure.